Lauren's Kbshn

The poisoned cookie

2010-10-26T18:48:00.002+08:00

Once upon a time there was a little girl who went to the shop.
She bought cookies with extra chocolate chips. She did not know that the extra chocolate chips were poisoned.
"Muahahahaha..." said the shopkeeper.
After that the little girl went back home and sat down and ate a cookie. She then fell down to the floor.
"Mama!" she called, but her mother was sleeping.
"Papa!" she called but her father was at work.
So she took a horn next to her and blew it.
"Toooooot..." went the horn.
Then her mother came.
But it was too late. The little girl had died.
"Noooo..." said the mother.
She picked the girl up and cried. Then the mother fell asleep on the couch.
The end.

The Old Man

2010-10-26T18:40:00.002+08:00

Once upon a time there was an old man who took a walk in the paddy fields.
As he was walking he saw paw prints. He wondered what kind of animal it came from. So he followed the paw prints and there were kittens! He said "Poor things."
So he picked them up and carried them home.
His grandchildren were so happy.
Some of the kittens were black and some of the kittens were white.
But there was one kitten that was white and black.
Then the eldest grandchild said, "Can I have that one?" as he pointed to the black and white one.
"Yes." said the old man.
And that kitten was named Tom.

2009-07-10T16:30:00.001+08:00

Tagged by koko jeremy duke

2009-03-26T14:40:00.006+08:00

Directions: Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog or a note on Facebook with sixteen random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don’t forget to leave them a comment (”you’re it”) and to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you. Since you can’t tag me, let me know when you’ve posted your blog/note, so I can see your weirdness.

Mmmmm *annoyed face* *giggle* wink
I don't like to be tagged
i have a weird poser sister and her name starts with C
i fell down and i hurt my leg... in the church
i don't know. I DON't have many stuff on my blog because i don't know what to saaay
my favourite colour is pink and purple and blue and white no and Hwite
my jee pek taught me how to say hwite
my best friend is my family
i don't like ice water (what i said was random)
i bought fake hair like my tua chee but it's gold and it's very messy and long thats why i don't wear it. (thats long)
when i fart I say "yattachee". my father taught me how to say that.
my sar chee is a meanie always
I have a runny nose
my sar chee and my tua chee call me a baby
that is mean
none, none, NONE!!

my friends and me and my sister ters

2009-03-25T12:51:00.004+08:00

MY SISTER-- christen, i mean, also my sar chee

my papa

Look at the loser christen (my sar chee)!

my best friend n me

Aimee

2008-11-18T19:00:00.002+08:00

Tagged by Careeeeessa

1. Do you think you're hot?
no!!!!!!

2. Upload a favourite picture of yourself.

3. Why do you like that picture?

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
i don't know!

5. The last song you listened to?
scream

6. What are you doing right now besides this?
tying a stone

7. What name would you prefer besides yours?
i skip this question

Random people:

tua chee
jee chee
sar chee
che che zoe
fat boi

8. Who is number one?
tua chee:
she is my sister
and yes, she likes the jonas brothers

9. Number 3 is having a relationship with?
sar chee's boyfriend is :
apple crumble (although he's not a real person)

10. Say something about number 5
he is very fat!

11. How about number 4?
she is pretending to be a grandma.

12. Who is number 2?
she is my sister. she's sitting on a chair, no make her clean, no!

2008-11-01T12:46:00.001+08:00

The picture below is poo poo. What is your poo poo like? mine is no. 3. what number are you?

2008-11-01T12:44:00.001+08:00

2008-09-05T15:54:00.001+08:00

2008-09-05T15:33:00.003+08:00

This is my family. We were in Hong Kong Disneyland. I wish I could go there again.

2008-09-05T15:28:00.002+08:00

Last time my third sister was fat. Now she is skinny binny.

2008-07-22T18:17:00.002+08:00

This is a video of me saying Wazzup when I was a little bit younger. See my hair is short!

2008-07-18T19:43:00.000+08:00

Kimberly here!

I changed your(LAUREN's) header. those two pictures at the sides are paintings you(she) did. Remember them Laur? Recognize them??

P.S. I'm Lauren's TUACHEE

2008-07-18T16:53:00.001+08:00

This is my favorite book. This is the book that I said earlier.

This is a flower shop in camerons.

2008-07-18T16:33:00.001+08:00

2008-07-18T16:17:00.003+08:00

sorry I didn't update my blog. I have been very lazy. I don't know what to say that's why i haven't been updating my blog.
I can now read.
My favourite book is " Morris goes to school". It's a bout a moose that likes candy and goes to school.

About Cameron Highlands

2008-05-24T23:54:00.003+08:00

It was very nice at Cameron Highlands. Have you watch the show called "Ah Long"? You know that my Ah Mah watch some of it? Of course you don't...you were not there!!
We went to a high place at the Boh tea plantation and our hair was blowing up there. Then when we went in the car and wind down the windows, our hair was blowing again.
We went to the strawberry farm and then my Ah Mah picked very big strawberries.
I like the fish in the pond. Did you know it was a cat fish? Of course you don't ..., you were not there!
I like their playground. Oh yah we saw a lot of flowers that did not look very real.
And I saw 2 fly traps. The first one had sooo many flies. The second one had very little (few) flies. Then my papa took me to smell roses and then he took pictures of a bee.

2008-04-21T14:28:00.007+08:00

this is a video of me and my sisters being silly

and i am singing paramore, the song is called crushcrushcrush

is it the main song/? my tuachee says yes

i used my ah mahs mac to do the video and thats why i'm updating my blog with this video.

yeah

i hope that my parents will have a good time at bali when I'm not around and my mother will be happy that i'm not around and I don't want to say "that's all i want to say."

:ppppp that is a smiley i want to put.

"Just A update with a lot of pictures"

2008-04-04T17:40:00.004+08:00

This is a brain. I don't know whose brain it is but it is a brain.
ha-ha.

JUST JOKING. its actually pink pasta!

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This is bed time, and this is when my mama took a picture of me

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This is my hair.

i don't know what i'm doing , and i don't know why is my hair like that.
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i'm covering my nose, but thats all i want to say

AMEN
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i think i'm sleeping. thats all i wanna say about myself. and i'm doing work.
i'm sleeping on my workbook!!! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa HA! bleh
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now i'm awake! and i'm now doing work. which is quite easy work. i don't know where is that book. i left it at home.

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My birthday present from tuachee.

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same thing again. my birthday present
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k thats me and my two best friends, hahaha, just joking..

i was just copying that words from neds declassified. hehehe

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thats me and my slippers and i love my slippers i wanna kiss it! yatta!
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i'm playing a yoyo.
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thi is me and my mama. just joking this is actually myself.

with a wig which is very curly. and now i don't really use it.

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this is my jeechee's pancake. sigh. and she did SPIDERMAN. just joking, just joking, just joking.

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this is me and i'm playing cards with my family???

and i don't know whose hand is that, does it have nailpolish on it?
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that is my tuachees birthday cake. i like the sauce. *lick*
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AGAIN. my hair.
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AGAIN. thats all i want to say

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i took off the wig. i'm bald i'm bald i'm bald i'm bald! how will i put my hair back on? will i have to glue it on? oh no!

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this my my ah mah reading our blogs on her mac. she's looking at my blog too!

i can spell no. "EN-Oh"

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYEBYEBYEBYEBYBEYEBYEBYEBYE

Lauren loves

2008-03-20T22:18:00.002+08:00

I Love you Lauren No
Actually I Love Jesus

2008-02-25T00:17:00.003+08:00

I love Myself, Papa,Mama, My sisters, Ah-mah, Grandpa and Grandma And my friends.

From:ME

tagged-ded

2008-01-30T17:59:00.000+08:00

My Sar Chee and my Jee Chee tagged-ded me. hee hee. (the words in brackets and are red in colour, are my tuachee)

001. Real name: Lauren
002. Nickname: Laursen
003. Married: no
005. Male or female: female
007. High school: i don't go to a school. i mean i home school. that's what i do.
008. College: none
010. Short or long hair: shortish hair and a bit long
015: Are you a health freak: no!
016. Height: a bit tall but quite short!
017. Do you have a crush on someone: no!
018. Do you like yourself: no
019. Piercings: hmmm? no.
021. Righty or lefty: ambidextrous

FIRSTS*
022. First surgery: donno.,
023. First piercing(s): never ever had a piercings
024. First best friend : donno
025. First award: donno
026. First sport you joined: donno
027. First pet: mozzarella
028. First vacation: donno *shrug*
029. First concert: i dunno!
030. First crush: ah, nobody

CURRENTLY*
049. Eating: mee hoon.
050. Drinking: nothing
052. I'm about to: play gin rummy with my family

YOUR FUTURE*
058. Want kids: maybe. any number also
059. Want to get married: maybe
060. Careers in mind: a person that sells stuffs at shops. and also boats stuff to drive around. when i'm the boat driver.

WHICH ONE IS BETTER*
068. Lips or eyes: both
069. Hugs or kisses: don't know
070. Shorter or taller: taller!!
072. Romantic or spontaneous: don't knowww
074. Sensitive or loud: donno!
075. Trouble maker or hesitant: donno!

HAVE YOU EVER*
078. Kissed a stranger: no!
079. Drank bubbles: noo!!! actually when drinks are fizzy then, maybe i have. (p.s.I, her sister, kimberly, who is typing this explains what she means. She means that she drinks bubbles in fizzy drinks such as cocacola, sprite, etc. etc.she doesn't know that the context is BEER. so, yeah. haha. she's so cute.. ;P )
080. Lost glasses/contacts: i don't have any
081. Ran away from home: no.
082. Liked someone younger: no!
083. Liked someone older: no.
084. Broken someone's heart: no.
085. Been arrested: no.
087: Cried when someone died: a bit. means i a bit cried when kong kong died. at first i couldn't cry then i HAD to cry.
088. Liked a friend: ah. as in like boyfriend? (no.) YEs.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN*
089. Yourself: no.
090. Miracles: yes.
092. Heaven: yes/
093. Santa Claus: no.
096. Angels: yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY*
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now: yes. (who?) Jesus.
099. Do you believe in God: Yes.
100. Tag 5 people: dowan.

my papa

2008-01-24T21:18:00.001+08:00

This is my Papa.

He is a pastor
he is a loving father
he is a funny father.
he is handsome
Thats all i wanna say about him

This is a random picture lah.
In disneyland park.
that is stitch.
this is another picture of my papa. and my mama. so now i have two pictures of mama in my blog and two pictures of papa in my blog. hee hee hee

That is all

the wedding pictures. uncle ernies wedding

2007-11-16T21:22:00.000+08:00

I wanna say I love it the most and its so beautiful thats why i want to kiss the computer thats all.

eeerrrr fine! tua chee likes to be the skipper. tua chee loves to go to sleep and be asleep for a longgggggggggggggggggggggggggg time. that is lauren, and then that is jee chee and then that is tua chee. the end.

this is me and i look pretty because i would like to see my armpit and then because its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice.

sar chee would like to smile and she would like to be a flowergirl againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. except that sar chee doesn't even care about her picture. bye bye.

mama is so pretty and i love her and i want to kiss her because she is so beautiful and mama loves papa and papa loves mama!

I am posing because i don't like my pose !!! thats all.!!!!

i am so blur!

this is me! hahahaha.

2007-10-18T15:46:00.000+08:00

PART 2

This is me. im an elephant! plus the zoo is smelly

this is so cute!

this is my family. plus the animal in the background is my brother.
my tua chee is taking the picture so she's not in the picture

this is the animal show we went to. we're sitting down.
its the splash show

we're walking around

2007-10-18T15:00:00.000+08:00

These are pictures of my trip to singapore

on our way to singapore i fell asleep, and while i was sleeping, my parents stopped at nilai memorial park.

We arrived in singapore late at night

this was my room in my jee peks house

i don't pretty or cute here. i just look normal.

this is me eating dinner. yum.

tis is me with my jee che and sar cheeee
we're d pygmy hippos!

me looking at stuff at the tiger part of the zoo.

some more tiger stuff..

the tiger himself.

wait! i'll post more! :D

2007-10-18T14:14:00.000+08:00

Last week I saw polar bear in the zoo..>

I went to Singapore with my family and my Ah mah.

I stayed in a room in my jee pek's house.

I like to see animals.

I want to post things in my blog.

I like to go there again.

Animal show was fun and I saw little mice running on a rope.

I am playing Noah's ark or something now.

Muah Ala ka zam !!!!

I saw a baboon with a big and curly tumor on the backside. It was pink and red and orange and yucky.

2007-10-01T19:00:00.000+08:00

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this whole post was typed by lauren koh. :>.

2007-08-30T12:45:00.000+08:00

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2007-08-29T12:49:00.000+08:00

This is my new blog.

Lauren's new blog..

I miss Kong Kong...

purple round magic ball of shape.====

You can dance. hehehe...

you can also twirl. hahaha

you can dance and twirl and you can also somersault but then enter

rhyz

i know how to spell

lauren and tesco.

i have a mole at my mouth..

i like to read but when its bedtime.

then kebab said you that he has a rope taill. hheheeheheh.

kebab says he has a rope tail.